There’s something about a sandwich loaded with meat and mustard and cheese on a warm, soft pretzel roll that really gets me going. But I hate when the parts of my mustardy sandwich start sliding around, and then mustard gets all over my shirt, and then I eat my shirt…you know how that goes. So I decided to put all the things I want on a pretzel roll INTO a pretzel roll. That’s right, we’re doing a pretzel inception. I think. Maybe not. I’m not sure. Maybe sneak into my dreams and let me know (but please bring these as a snack to my dream, or you may face a violent death).