IFC’s comedy series Portlandia is one of the great joys of our TV-watching life. Between the abundant food references, drink parodies and spot-on portrayals of the people who ruin them for everyone, it’s got us hook, line and artisanal sinker. Don’t just buy any sinker, make sure it’s small-batch. Also, find out what a sinker is. Regardless, Portlandia’s upcoming 8th and (crying emoji) final season, premieres January 18th with “Riot Spray,” and will help us survive the winter.

While we’re waiting, watch viewer favorites Peter and Nance hit a new sushi restaurant and not bother to look at the menu. Does hilarity ensue? Uh, does it take two bananas to make a daiquiri? How well did their ramen adventure go, exactly?