There’s nothing like a steaming hot Soviet birthday waffle. No, that’s not code for (insert the first thing that popped into your head here). YouTuber Life of Boris — “cheeki breeki Slav videos of gaming and cooking” — fired up a terrifying-looking waffle iron from 1976 to celebrate his birthday. He’s craving waffles like mama used to make, you see. Will this ancient, minimum-quality appliance withstand the test, or set the house on fire as Boris predicts?