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Last night I went to Tasting Table's 5th Annual Lobster Rumble, which benefited national anti-hunger organization Share Our Strength. That's about as close to heaven as it gets: 24 competitors from around the country throwing down their best lobster rolls. Some were amazing, some were okay and some were little more than a well-meaning attempt...but what really fell short was me, because of the butter. My favorite rolls of the night, after the jump.

Last night I went to Tasting Table's 5th Annual Lobster Rumble, which benefited national anti-hunger organization Share Our Strength. For a true lobster fan like myself, that's about as close to heaven as it gets: 24 competitors from around the country throwing down their best lobster rolls. Some were amazing, some were okay and some were little more than a well-meaning attempt…but what really fell short was me, because of the butter.

Don't get me wrong, I love butter. Love it. But at a certain point, 18 or so rolls deep, I hit the butter wall (think The Wall from Game of Thrones, but with butter instead of ice). No more lobster roll would go in, but I did have some favorites. Oh, and congratulations to last night's winner, Thames St. Oyster House — that was one hell of a specimen. There were plenty of notable others, though. Really, no shortage. 

Best classic lobster rolls

  • Greenpoint Fish & Lobster Co.
  • Old Port Lobster Shack

These guys both went classic and executed them perfectly with buttery grilled buns, buttery lobster and not much else. Tried and true is rarely a bad thing.

Best almost-classic lobster rolls

  • The Mermaid Inn
  • Cull & Pistol

The Mermaid Inn was almost in the previous category, but a little Old Bay seasoning sprinkled on top added extra flavor that didn't distract from the lobster flavor. Cull & Pistol's had crisp, refreshing lettuce which contrasted nicely with the butter.

Best non-classic lobster roll

  • L&W Lobster Co.

Definitely not classic; it reminded me of a banh mi. There was also arugula and some other interesting non-butter flavors. It didn't strike me as a lobster roll, but it was a really delicious lobster sandwich.

Not-so-much rolls:

I'm not going to name any names, but I feel the need to address a few things as we hurtle head-first into prime lobster roll season.

  • The Mayo Monster
    Man, this just looked like a pile of mayo and not unlike the "seafood" salad from a certain sandwich chain. You eat with your eyes first, so this didn't get me hungry.
  • The Lemon Girl Scout Cookie
    …is what this tasted like. I don't know what kind of lemon extract they squirted in there, but it was weird.
  • The Almost Made It
    I sort of liked the one bite I took, but I didn't want more, and definitely couldn't see eating a whole roll. It had some strong herbs on top that were really overpowering.

Props to all the restaurants that came out last night to support a very worthy cause and ring in the hot weather with one of the most important treats of the summer. Now that I know how much butter I can handle, I can go into my next lobster roll binge better prepared.

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