His name is probably not Speedy Patel, I absolutely made that up. Go ahead, top it. Hurry the Currywallah. No no, wait, RACE Malai! So check it: nobody makes one dosa at a time in India, the demand is simply too high. I was at a Holi shindig at my family's apartment in Mumbai a couple of years ago where a similar feat was taking place in the backyard, but that guy had six dosas going at one time. Not 14. Next time you're waiting longer than 5 minutes for your crispy crepe, break out this video and raise hell.
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