Meet Keith Guerke. He is now our hero. Over the holiday season he was able to get himself booked on FIVE morning TV shows pretending to be an expert in “leftover cooking” while making some of the most unappetizing ever shown on live morning television in the upper Midwest. He tells Deadspin that the dishes are made from day old KFC takeout. Keith Guerke, as it turns out, does not know how to cook. Lessons learned: You can get yourself booked on morning TV pretty easily. You should catch Guerke on tour as part of the Found Footage Fest, which kicks off Thursday in Nashville.