Oh, foodies. You’re so cute. But compared to us drinkies (new term alert!), you haven’t got a clue. You think slapping bacon on chocolate is progressive. We use science to chemically alter the cellular composition of alcohol to infuse it with the very essence of bacon. It’s called fatwashing and it’s just one of the many things you’re well versed in if you’re a cocktail snob. Here are 17 or so more.