Our dude Patrick "Deep Dish" Bertoletti, #2 ranked competitive eater in the world, has done it again. The trained chef just loves making food we all pretend we wouldn't eat, but this time he's outdone himself with the deep-fried White Castle burrito. White Castle doesn't serve burritos, you say? You're damn friggin' right they don't! BY THE WAY, please note the clearly visible, very naked and hairy tribute to Tom Selleck while this madness is taking place.