Tactical BBQ Apron

Own the grill? Check. Look like a badass while doing it? Check. This cotton tactical BBQ apron – emblazoned with the title CHEF in all-caps lest there be any doubt – is equipped with two large pouches and three smaller ones to hold all your grilling needs. Cut out the messiness commonly associated with barbecuing by keeping all your utensils in one (baller) place. Extra props to the website for pointing out that the apron is “not intended for use in combat against anything other than a grill.” $35, thinkgeek.com