Behold: The Greatest Butter Commercial Of All Time (Watch This In Full-Screen)

Sit back, relax, and let this incredible 1-minute video speak for itself. Hit full-screen mode and take a deep breath. Maybe grab a piece of bread for comfort.

Now if that's not food porn, we don't know what is (except maybe this stuff). Why can't we make phenomenal commercials celebrating real, actual butter like that? And with the voice of God? Suffice it to say, the Danes pretty much have the food industry dominated, from the best restaurant in the world to the best butter commercial of all time. Sigh.

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