Who Wants A Snooki's Baby Burger?

Fast-casual burger chain BGR, better known to some as The Burger Joint, would like to send their congratulations to everyone's favorite Jersey Shore member. That's right, late Saturday/early Sunday around 3AM (her favorite time) Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, the People's Meatball, welcomed her first son with a fist pump and, presumably, a victory shot of frosting-flavored vodka.

To kickstart what will surely be a nationwide celebration, BGR will be serving their famous Snooki burger, a Black Angus patty with cream cheese and grilled jalapeños, with a baby...er, slider on the side for as long as this news is news. So, potentially forever.

Says Mark Bucher, BGR's founder: "We're big fans of Snooki – she represents American pop culture, which BGR has always embraced." They made that pretty clear with the Italian beef-themed Blagojevich Burger.

Still, if BGR really wanted to go authentic they'd grill the burgers in a tanning bed.

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