5 Bloody Marys You've Never Had

We've given you 7 awesome ways to upgrade your Bloody Mary...but what if you want everything the classic Bloody brings to the table without actually drinking a horseradish-spiked tomato juice cocktail? Typical weekend conundrum, right? Don't fret, while we're making lists of Bloody Mary-related things, we've found 5 of the cocktails that have very little to do with that weak stuff in a tiny juice glass that came with your omelet.

Eat your Bloody Marys, drink your Bloody Marys and, most importantly, be merry after doing either.

• Bloody Mary Bites
• Tomato Water Bloody Mary
• Hot And Spicy Bloody Mary Granita
• Green Bloody Mary
• Gin & Thyme Cocktail

Looks kinda gross after you type it that many times, huh?