5 Bloody Marys You've Never Had

We've given you 7 awesome ways to upgrade your Bloody Mary...but what if you want everything the classic Bloody brings to the table without actually drinking a horseradish-spiked tomato juice cocktail? Typical weekend conundrum, right? Don't fret, while we're making lists of Bloody Mary-related things, we've found 5 of the cocktails that have very little to do with that weak stuff in a tiny juice glass that came with your omelet.

Eat your Bloody Marys, drink your Bloody Marys and, most importantly, be merry after doing either.

Looks kinda gross after you type it that many times, huh?