As storied as the New York International Auto Show, the Springfield Candy Convention brings together sweet-tooths from far and wide. Of course, all-you- can-eat candy is enough for the run-of-the-mill glutton, but not our hairless oaf. He sees the irresistible, artisan-carved Gummy Venus De Milo and must stake his claim in the work-of-art. However, after smuggling the Venus back to Evergreen Terrace, Homer cannot find the treasured bite of chewy-ness. It is only when he drops off the babysitter that the gummy Goddess reveals herself on the part-time worker-turned feminist symbol’s bootie. He just wanted some sugar, honey, not a squeeze of your badonkadonk.