Salad congo

01.  You don’t win friends with salad.

I mean, really the episode in its entirety propels it to the #1 spot. Lisa becomes a vegetarian, in defiance of her tyrannical meat-obsessed father. His BBBQ (the extra B is for BYOBB — that extra B is a typo) offers no animal-free options to the guests. The most  intelligent Simpson must learn, from Paul and Linda McCartney of all people, that she cannot force her beliefs on anyone else. This episode is stuffed with memorable food moments — from pigs flying through the air to students gobbling up plates of tripe — the cadence we are left repeating is the contagious conga beat, “You don’t win friends with salad.” (Or do you?)