By now, we’ve all sat through the faux-tense moments on Top Chef, and marveled as Anthony Bourdain stuck odd street meats in his mouths in foreign lands. We’ve been told by Jamie Oliver to eat healthier, flirted with by Paula Deen as she’s dropped all manner of foodstuff in her deep fryer, and verbally abused by Gordon Ramsay while we scrambled for the remote to turn.down.the.f’ing.volume! Now, we’re bored. We want something more. And luckily Food Republic has some suggestions. Right after this commercial break…