What We're Reading: 50 Shades Of Chicken, Gandalf-Style Eggs, Why All The Tuna?

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  Why Is American Chinese Food So Weird? – CHOW
• Bertolli Sponsors Emmy Swag Suite For Celebs – LA Weekly
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  A Cool Savings Plan I've Discovered Is Lactose Intolerance (I Want To Die) – The Awl
• The Hobbit Second Breakfast: How To Enjoy Eggs, Gandalf-Style – Wall Street Journal
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  Why Do Americans Eat So Much Tuna Fish? – Slate
• Of Course There's A 50 Shades Of Chicken Cookbook – Eater

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