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Happy Cinco de Mayo! If you haven’t already woken up to a shot of tequila in bed (hey, some friends are better than others), may we make the following suggestion? Get some eggs, cheese, salsa and tortillas in there before you head off to the cantina and the world will be a lot better for it.

Assistant editor Jess thought you might enjoy this largely atonal Cinco de Mayo drinking song she made up in college (one must be sporting either a real or drawn-on mustache for the desired effect):

Aye ya ya ya
Cinco de mustache
The kids who are hip they grow hair on their lip
They throw down their razors and don’t give a shit
They grow and grow and grow
So let your mustache show! Oh yeah!

And now for those brunch recipes.

…cinco de mustache.