Don “Mr. Sizzle” Sizzle is the “social media chair” for the Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse chain. He has a Facebook page and a sadface Twitter account. Sir Can-A-Lot is the first spokescharacter in Spam’s 75-year history and a “two and a half inch tall embodiment of the brand essence ready to begin a crusade to rescue the world from routine meals,” according to a press release. Guys, who is cooler? Let us know in the comments.