Ad Snacking

Are you a Roscoe's fan and prefer that a synthetic chicken and waffle flavor makes you fat? Or maybe you miss Mama's Sunday cooking and perhaps would like a synthetic cheesy garlic bread flavor to make you fat? Or mabe you're a "real foodie" and would enjoy having the Sriracha flavor make you fat? The flavor of your weight gain is in your hands, America, thanks to Lay's new ad campaign.

In 1984, Susan Spiegel Solovay, Bill Vernick and Leslie Pearl sat down and wrote the jingle, "The best part of waking up, is Folgers in your cup!" The world of coffee jingles would never be the same again. This single woman can't wait to get to her interpretive dance class. Will she have enough energy to make it through the rigors of said class? Will her racially diverse, pastel colored friends judge her if she misses a step? Find out after the jump. 

Everyone these days knows "H.A.M." But if you are a true connossieur of animal-based acronyms, G.O.A.T. is king. Earl Manigault, one of the most famous street basketball players of all time, was nicknamed "The Goat," which stands for "Greatest Of All Time." In an age of easily forgettable ads (especially during the world's most expensive broadcast), is this new Doritos "Goat4Sale" ad the 2013 Super Bowl's GOAT? Check out the ad and decide for yourself.