You’ve been dying to break out the Fry Daddy, haven’t you? If you’re going to fire it up — and you should — make it worth your while by frying a couple of other things in addition to potatoes. Then toss them all together with Old Bay seasoning, the universal seasoning (slogan pending corporate approval), and eat with vodka-spiked roasted garlic ketchup, just like Marc Murphy does at Ditch Plains. Sound like a plan?

A few burgers to consider with fries this hefty: