If you think your encased-meat knowledge is above par, you may want to take this 80-page long trip around Planet Sausage via Ship It Appliances, an online British kitchen appliance retailer with a killer research department. That’s right, free shipping on your new fridge and a comprehensive guide detailing everything about 80 of the most beloved sausages around the world, complete with photos, ingredients and an interactive map.

It’s positively humbling — and will make you very hungry. Ever had kupati, drisheen or extrawurst? Neither have we. Now we have new goals. Here are a few snapshots to prepare you:

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