Comedian Joe Mande's new comedy mixtape, Bitchface, a sort of hybrid stand-up set and hip-hop CD, is streaming at today. The writer and occasional actor devotes a few minutes each to Vegansexuals ("A vegan who's decided that he or she's only gonna have sex with other vegans"), milk, soup, being stoned and eating at Domino's and, of course, "Foodies." Head over to Soundcloud and check out the foodie sketch, where he rightfully points out that, "You have to be a foodie, or you die." 

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