Who wants to watch a hilarious and yet also totally racist music video about a blonde teenager who loves Chinese food? We do! Even though we've seen it nine times this week already! Chopstick and "potsticks" totally rhyme. And if that's not enough to kick off a Friday happy hour, might we suggest working up some motivation by essentially shake-weighting your way to toned muscles and butter at the same time? 

In less-bizarre news this week, we traveled to Portland and Budapest for great eats, interviewed one of our favorite crafters of famous spaghetti and learned just enough about squash to justify making a ton of it while it's in prime season. Enjoy this week's most popular stories!