Bloody Steak, Good. Bloody Hand, Bad.

Burns

A first-degree burn is like simple sunburn — your skin is red and it hurts. This will heal without much intervention, says Orio. Apply a cool compress and cold water to the affected areas; take Motrin for pain control. Same rules apply to the scalp as the face and body in terms of burn management.

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