Celebrate St. Patrick's Day!

Hey there, party people. Boy is it a show out there. Those shamrock-patterned morphsuits sold surprisingly well. Excellent form, everyone. In case you're not out the door to a bar, party, parade or other such drinking celebration, here's some important information on eating and drinking Irish-style (so...green). But those who came back in for a nap (also known as MVPs) or aren't going out until later are welcome to partake as well.

Eat

Drink

Be Irish