Hope you're day's about as done as ours, otherwise might we suggest a less crack-addictive Tumblr? LiarTown USA, by LA writer/graphic designer/general humorist Sean Tejaratchi, is a golden cornocopia of all that was previously innocuous, turned terrible. Scroll through for old books, magazines, records and TV shows you wish existed, in addition to porno spoofs that sound way better than the original (as is generally the case).
My favorite posts mock up those old supermarket specials ads (do they still have those? I do FreshDirect), outfitting a boring option like "ham steaks" with a more eye-catching name, like "tiger beefs." Those godforsaken extra-difficult-to-open pistachios might as well be clams. Also, carrots are now "Dirt Rockets."
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