Everybody loves a good auto-correct. We all chuckle together when shots turns into sluts and pencil turns into penis. If shots turn into penis, though, you may be at the wrong bar. Or the right one! There's no judgment on the Kessler Report. But I digress… Auto-corrects are funny. Food auto-corrects are even funnier to people like you and I. Here are some autocorrects that I wish were real.