Heart Attack

Now that the culinary world has become obsessed with exotic meats and nose-to-tail dining, it's no surprise that people are willing to eat just about anything these days. I've eaten heart and lived to tell the tale, but I feel really weird about it.

Jason Kessler says this with no qualms whatsoever: phone eating can be almost as good as phone sex. Don't get me wrong – I don't get off on hearing about dinner, but it does create a level of intimacy that rises above your typical “how was your day” conversation and when you're stuck in a long distance relationship, any degree of intimacy helps.

In roughly every sitcom ever made, there is inevitably a scene where the leading man gets stuck at a restaurant with two different women that he's either dating, sleeping with, or both. Is it accurate in real life, though? Well, yes. Kind of.