lunch

I buy, like, three bags of Babybel cheese at a time. There's still a certain sense of ceremony after all these years, the delight at seeing that one was in my lunchbox, knowing it would be at just the right temperature and 100% perfectly fresh and of course, playtime. Here are some things I did with them as a kid, and a couple of modern applications for a cheese that's really hard to hate.

Sometimes I read one of my own headlines and think it's an April Fool's joke, lifeblood of the online media population for a day each year. In honor of the fields of low-hanging fruit we reap today, enjoy my most ridiculous, implausible, inane, rant-tastic and typically at least somewhat offensive What To Eat For Lunches. Not coincidentally, some of my very favorites. 

Boy, I hope you like inane stories! I came home a very special kind of drunk last Saturday night/Sunday morning, too drunk to obtain fries, apparently. Ready for a half-decent story? More importantly, are you ready to crave fries like you've never craved them before? Cause lunchtime is right around the corner.