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We sure have been encouraging some seriously intensive tailgating behavior. All manners of deep-frying, dozens of options for finger food and wings, lots of potato-based goodness. But sometimes all you feel like doing is whipping up a giant batch of your (slash our) famous chili and setting up a garnish station. Worry not, friend, you just made a very smart move.

Everyone these days knows "H.A.M." But if you are a true connossieur of animal-based acronyms, G.O.A.T. is king. Earl Manigault, one of the most famous street basketball players of all time, was nicknamed "The Goat," which stands for "Greatest Of All Time." In an age of easily forgettable ads (especially during the world's most expensive broadcast), is this new Doritos "Goat4Sale" ad the 2013 Super Bowl's GOAT? Check out the ad and decide for yourself.

While our step-by-step guide to constructing your very own snack stadium may be comprehensive, we figured a speedy time-lapse video set to appropriately comical music couldn't hurt in the clarification department. Now don't try to build yours at the same speed or you will definitely pull a hammy and that'll be the end of your snack stadium-crafting career. Check out the magic, right here.