competitive eating

In accordance with the pre-game day tips I've pulled from those titans of gurgitation, the  great competitives eaters of this world, here are a few carb-heavy lunches intended to stretch your stomach so you don't pull a tummy-hammy this Thanksgiving and a useful instructional video. 

You can microwave them until they explode, toast them over a campfire until they're palatable, and make them into an obscene little diorama while they're none the wiser. They're Peeps, those sugar-covered marshmallow devils that are easy to hate and hard to speed-eat. Unless of course you're packing a Master's in Gurgitation, like Patrick "Deep Dish" Bertoletti.