This chart seeks to do one of two things: Help you decide which kind of ice cream to eat right now, or ruin the fact that you already knew what kind of ice cream you were in the mood for.

We’ve compiled all of our favorite styles and toppings into one delicious swirl, and while by no means comprehensive (see: spaghettieis), this should certainly point you in the right direction. It only points in one direction, by the way: Ice cream-ward.

Illustration by Jason Hill