NBA Power Rankings: TGI Fridays Edition

Welcome back to another edition of the Food Republic NBA Power Rankings, where Jason Kessler takes stock in the current NBA season and ranks each team in order — and by their place on a specific restaurant menu. Previously he ranked LeBron, Kobe and the non-hobbling D Rose via the menus at Olive Garden and Chili's. This time around it's TGI Fridays.

If the NBA season was a brooding, character-driven drama on HBO, we'd be right around the point where the two masterminds (Take your pick: McNulty vs. Avon, Tony vs. Johnny Sack, Tyrion vs. Cersei/Joffrey, David Milch vs. Horses) drop the bullshit and go head-to-head in a psychological cage match. That's what's happening right now with LeBron and KD. Durant has gone off for 40+ points in NINE GAMES since the beginning of 2014. LeBron just hit a career-high 61. This is so much fun. I don't know who's going to wind up as MVP, but either one of those guys deserves it and all of my fountain-penny wishes these days are going to the hopeful match-up between the Heat and the Thunder in the Finals. Add in the lockdown Pacers, the relentless Spurs, and a constantly shifting playoff picture and you can't help but be excited for whatever the post-season will bring. Spring is Coming and it's gonna be good.

This season's Food Republic NBA Power Rankings have been paying tribute to chain restaurants all year and we continue the trend with TGI Fridays, where every day is Friday a day you chose to eat at a corporation's idea of fun. As per usual, we've matched up each team with an item on the menu and with an entire menu category labeled "Sizzling," this NBA/Fridays pairing should seem especially natural. Let's get ranking!

( ) = previous position | [ ] = record as of March 7, 2014

10-ounce Black Angus whiskey-brined rib-eye fire-grilled to order, then topped with maison butter. Served with your choice of two sides.

On a night where Kevin Durant nets 42 points, Russell Westbrook quietly achieved a triple double (13-10-14) in 20 minutes. That's not even a full half of NBA basketball. If they hadn't been playing the abysmal Sixers, those numbers would be even higher. That's because the Thunder are a team of men and often make their opponents – even the good ones – look like little kids. If you don't think the Thunder are as serious as a Black Angus whiskey-brined fire-grilled rib-eye, then you don't understand the power of a good hyphen. What's maison butter?

Melted sharp cheddar cheese, onion bacon jam and Asiago and Parmesan spread between two fresh burgers with Thousand Island dressing and peppered bacon.

The Pacers may have the best record in the league, but that's partly because they get to play more games against the dregs of the Eastern Conference, unlike their Western peers. That's pretty much the only reason they slipped to #4 from the top spot in our last rankings. They have almost everything they need to go on a championship run: sturdy center, play-making wings, fans who live and breathe the game of basketball. They're stacked. Somehow, though, I just don't see them beating the Heat. Truthfully, I don't even see them beating the Bulls in 7.

Mesquite-smoked turkey breast, applewood-smoked bacon, ham and Monterey Jack cheese on toasted freshly baked baguette with romaine lettuce, tomatoes, avocado and mayo.

Crazy to admit it, but the Clippers have become California's club. They're unbelievably fun to watch and after winning the buy-out sweepstakes with Big Baby and Danny Granger, I can't wait to see what they do in the post-season. I harped on Vinny Del Negro for his entire Clips tenure for not elevating this team to greatness with all the tools he had available. Now that Doc's in the picture, it feels good to be vindicated. Side note: Is VDN the NBA's version of Good Luck Chuck? Every time he gets replaced, the team goes on to be amazing. See: Clippers, Los Angeles; Bulls, Chicago.

Chocolate ganache layered with peanut butter mousse in a peanut butter graham cracker crust. Topped with whipped cream and a peanut butter cup.

Is there anything sweeter than Steph Curry's jumpshot? Not even a slice of chocolate peanut butter pie can compare to the silky smooth, "did that even hit the net?" stroke that Curry deploys every night. The Warriors are crushing it this year with high-volume shooting and health. Bogut and Curry have missed a combined 11 games this year. Last year? 54. Are you surprised they're doing so well? I'm not.

A trio of corn tortillas filled with strips of marinated Black Angus flat iron steak, then topped with ginger-lime slaw, cucumbers, fresh cilantro, basil and Sriracha sauce. Served with jasmine rice pilaf.

Pulling off Korean steak tacos at a chain restaurant? That's impressive. Just as impressive? The Toronto Raptors this year. With nary a star to be found (I know DeMar made the All-Star team, but come on, so did Jameer Nelson once upon a time), the former Craptors just keep showing up. Dwane Casey should be proud of his little worker bees. They play like they've got Sriracha in their shorts.

Home-style potato chips with melted cheese and bacon crumbles, stacked in a skillet and smothered in white cheddar queso. Garnished with more bacon crumbles and green onions.

If somebody came on Shark Tank with this year's Mavs, do you think Mark Cuban would invest? It's hard to say. Maybe if that person pitched the team as being led by a German robot capable of leading a team for six decades. There's a chance that Dirk really is a robot, right? I can't be alone on this. I picture him sitting at home after games hooked up to his power source and trying to figure out how to eat Loaded Skillet Chip Nachos without getting white cheddar queso on his nuts... or bolts.

Boneless or traditional with your choice of sauces ranging from mild to spicy: Tennessee BBQ, Garlic Parmesan, Kung Pao, Classic Buffalo or Scorching Hot sauce. Served with celery and Bleu Cheese or Ranch dressing.

How about that Gortat trade? How about that John Wall/Bradley Beal Bucket Bros. combination (I made up that nickname)? How about these Wizards having a 100% shot at making the playoffs? Things are going well in Washington, even with the injury to Nene. They're winners of their last eight and if I were a Wizards fan, I'd be celebrating my sustained good fortune with a full platter of buffalo wings. Go ahead, guys. You deserve it.

Sautéed garlic-marinated chicken. Served over melted cheese with onions, peppers and creamy mashed potatoes.

There are signs of life in Brooklyn. They just climbed over the .500 mark for the first time all year. It's almost to the point where I can see them being a very hard out in the playoffs. It's easy to forget that Kevin Garnett and Paul Pierce are just in their first year in BKLN and happen to have unbelievable playoff experience and tenacity. They may not have looked great early, but now... things are really starting to sizzle.

A dozen crispy, golden brown shrimp. Served with seasoned fries and cocktail sauce.

Can they do it? Can the Michael Jordans actually squeak into the playoffs? I certainly hope so. It's time. It's also Al Jefferson Time! What a year for Big Al. The dude is putting up numbers on par with his great early seasons in Minneapolis. He's a man amongst shrimp. Speaking of, for a restaurant that seems to put outrageous names on most of their food items, couldn't they have come up with something more exciting than "Fridays Shrimp?"

Balsamic-marinated chicken breast fire-grilled and drizzled with balsamic glaze. Served over chopped romaine with sliced avocado, grape tomatoes, hard-boiled egg, applewood-smoked bacon and crumbled bleu cheese and choice of dressing.

17, 17, 26, 7. No, those aren't the impetus for a new Lost sequel. They're the rebounding numbers for Andre Drummond over the past four games. That's serious production. Unfortunately, the rest of the Pistons aren't exactly following suit. They don't have a single player averaging over 17 points per game (*cough* Brandon Jennings *cough*) and there's a lack of excitement here that's on par with something like a cobb salad: lots of ingredients, not a lot of action.

A warm brownie made with Ghirardelli® chocolate-fudge sauce. Topped with vanilla ice cream, caramel and pecans.

Is it a coincidence that the Nuggets have fallen so far since the state of Colorado started selling legal marijuana? You tell me. All I'm saying is that this team seems rather unmotivated despite the fact that they should definitely be hungry after losing 10 of their last 12 games. The sad truth is that they're probably more obsessed with brownies than basketball at this point. Oh, by the way, Mozgov is starting now. I know.

Crispy flatbread topped with tender pulled chicken breast in a chipotle barbecue sauce and baked with Monterey Jack cheese, cheddar, cilantro and hand-cut red peppers and red onion.

Did you catch the Real Sports interview with Vivek Ranadive on HBO back in January? The guy didn't know about NBA basketball until he was already a successful millionaire. Now he's the owner of a Kings team that gives people in Sacramento a reason to get up in the morning. In honor of Vivek, the Kings get BBQ Chicken Flatbread, because flatbread is just the word xenophobic people use for naan.

Crispy bites with three varieties of cheddar and served with craft beer-cheese dipping sauce.

Raise your hand if you thought the Lakers were going to be tied for last place in the Western Conference this year. Now raise your hand if you're enjoying that fact. I see that everybody now has their hands raised. Are the Lakers the most hated team in professional basketball? You better believe it. After years of winning and gloating, the Lakers are finally getting their comeuppance and it comes amidst a sea of injuries. They're just like these bacon mac & cheese bites: they used to look good, but now they just make you sick.

Breaded and fried golden brown. Served with a Cucumber-Wasabi Ranch dip.

It must be tough to be a Magic fan. You have to root for a team that's three notches less exciting than Olympic ice dancing. They've only won four games on the road all year and there's no player for people to rally around. Sure, Arron Afflalo may be having a good year, but he's the NBA equivalent of crispy green bean fries. Why would you order them when you could just as easily get the loaded potato skins?

Avocado Vinaigrette, Balsamic Vinaigrette, Bleu Cheese, Caesar Vinaigrette, Honey Mustard, Low Fat Balsamic Vinaigrette, Ranch, Thousand Island.

They've lost 15 in a row. They could easily lose 15 more. This is a team that's focused on tanking and it's disgusting to watch. At the trade deadline, they got rid of Spencer Hawes and Evan Turner, which was 40% of their starting lineup. They now start a man named Hollis. These guys get a bucket full of salad dressing poured over their heads until they start playing like a professional basketball team. And Michael Carter-Williams? Stop turning over the ball. You're killing my fantasy team. Now pass the maison butter.

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