Our dude Patrick "Deep Dish" Bertoletti, #2 ranked competitive eater in the world, has done it again. The trained chef just loves making food we all pretend we wouldn't eat, but this time he's outdone himself with the Deep-Fried White Castle Burrito. White Castle doesn't serve burritos, you say? You're damn friggin' right they don't! That's why people like Pat are essential and productive members of society. Look at him, creating this…amalgamation for us. He's thinking so far outside the box that Taco Bell execs tweet bromantically at him. True story.
BY THE WAY, please note the clearly visible, very naked and hairy tribute to Tom Selleck while this madness is taking place. Not that you could miss it.
Follow Bertoletti's adventures in eating on Twitter at @deepdisheats
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