Food Republic's Existential Food Questions, Part 1

Ever wonder why vegans can't just cheat a little for the sake of cheese, greatest dairy product man ever figured out? Obviously there's a very simple answer to that: they just can't — they're vegan, and not the fairweather kind that sneaks the occasional bagel with cream cheese. But for those actively eating cheese, how do we all feeling about dipping pizza in ranch dressing? And what is sriracha? The answers to all this and more, below: