Watch the first 10 seconds of this video, and you’ll know this is the lady you want making your turkey today. Tante Marie keeps it realer than we’ve ever seen on Thanksgiving. She’s never had a spectacular turkey of all the preparations she’s seen in her 40 years of professional cooking. Neither have we. So let’s all rely on gravy, cranberries and Pinot Noir together, and if you still haven’t gotten the f*cking bird in the oven, we hope you enjoy eating it at 10 p.m.
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