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By the way, I ended up going with the smoked eggplant mayo on my 2 a.m. frites. I’m assuming that at noonish on a Friday you’re looking for something to occupy your time. And if you’re on Food Republic, that thing might as well be some delightfully suggestive shots of food in its most sensual, “come-hither” form: porn. I happen to be somewhat of an expert in its curation and distribution. Don’t tell your friends. 

Still rarin’ to go? Why not discreetly slip through the beaded curtain (which audibly and visibly make it obvious you’ve crossed some threshold) and peruse Our Favorite Lunchtime Food Porn Galleries, Part 1? I hear there’s a poutine in there that’ll…nah, I won’t ruin the surprise. 

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